Love Like RSS

RSS, or Really Simple Syndication, has long been thought of as the root of all Romance Languages. This “universal language of love” exceeds even pure French in it’s ability to convey deeply emotional content. Not a poet? Never fear. RSS is for you! Now you can wrap your own cumbersome thoughts in RSS, instantly transforming you into a master of the art of love. Consider this:

French: Je t'aime
RSS: <description><![CDATA[<p>Je t'aime</p>]]></description>
English: I love you

The exquisite beauty of the above statement in RSS is undeniable. The following is a complete expression of love in RSS:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0">
<channel><generator>http://textpattern.com/?v=4.0.7</generator>
   <title>Love Like RSS</title>
   <description>When you care enough to syndicate</description>
   <link>http://lovelikerss.net/</link>
   <managingEditor>Sadie &amp; Ephraim Hatfield</managingEditor>
   <pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:11:55 GMT</pubDate>
   <item>
      <title>Catullus LXXXV on Love &amp; Hate</title>
      <link>http://www.lovelikerss.net/rss/?entry=1</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Odi et amo. quare id faciam, fortasse requiris?
      nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.</p>]]></description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.lovelikerss.net/catullus-lxxxv-on-love-hate</guid>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:41:41 GMT</pubDate>
   </item>
</channel>
</rss>

Roughly translated from the original RSS into English it reads:

Catullus LXXXV on Love & Hate
I hate and I love. How can I do that, you might ask me perhaps?
I do not know. But that's what I feel and this is torture.

Now you can send your own valentine in RSS without spending hours learning the delicate nuances of a new language. Impress your loved ones with your thoughtfulness. Send your RSS Valentine today!